I just got one of those explanation of benefits things from my health terrorists insurance company.
If I figure this right...my crotch doctor bills approximately $714/hour.
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That explains all that italian leather she was wearing.
Posted by Tiffany at December 14, 2004 05:21 PMThat doesn't sound "reasonable and customary" to me...maybe you should find a doctor with less of a taste for imported animal skins. Although if I had to do what she does all day I'd probably want to charge that much too. Ew.
Posted by: Momotrips at December 14, 2004 10:39 PMThis is all very confusing to me now. How do people afford to go to the doctor at all if they don't have insurance?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Tiffany at December 15, 2004 07:33 AMMedicaid? I just shelled-out $900. to fix ONE tooth I cracked on sweet-n-sour pork and that was with insurance paying half. I wonder if my dentist owns stock in Panda Express.
Posted by: Nanc' at December 15, 2004 08:29 AMFor that price, you should be lying spread-eagle on an Italian leather exam table with a cashmere "apron" draped over you.
Posted by: Amanda at December 15, 2004 02:14 PM