November 26, 2003

What's in my purse?

Geekgrrl wants to know what in our purses.

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In my own defense, I usually have more than one of things because I'm batty and prematurely senile and think that I don't have it in there already. Besides that, I believe that the more something occurs in da purse, the more likely I am to find it while driving.

  • Wallet, with obligatory license, student i.d. card, debit card, etc.

  • Check book (in preparation for the day that the swipe strip on my debit card wears out).

  • Hand mirror from the Old Navy discount bin a couple of years ago.

  • Burt's Bees hand salve, for those winter days when your hands are ashy as hell and lotion is a sick sick joke.

  • Vivarin (just in case I want to stay awake in class one day).

  • Two gel pens and a Sharpie (people love being around me in lines. They know I have to have a pen in my purse somewhere).

  • Marlboro Lights box--soft packs get crushed in my purse (non-mentholated).

  • Natural Ice sunscreen/lip protectant: wow. I think I bought this pre-band camp like 6? years ago. It's very pungent--makes my eyes water, so I use it only when I can't find anything else in my purse.

  • Bath & Body Works Beautiful By Nature Jewel Finish Lip Polish in "Crimson Canyon" (more like "stank hussy red" on me, but I use a light hand with it).

  • CG Lipslicks in "demure." (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)

  • key chain with every membership/discount card known to the triangle (including Chapel Hill Tire but they sure as hell don't give any damn discounts).

  • cell phone.

    Posted by Tiffany at November 26, 2003 12:24 AM