December 29, 2004

Nappy

I used to have a pretty tough time staying awake in certain places, namely church and class. As soon as the temperature dropped below 68 or went over 75, I was out like a light.

One day when I was in high school, I believe it was physics *retch* class, I fell asleep. Mr. Karl was kind of boring on those days we weren't out on the football field shooting potato guns, so I just nodded off.

There were only about twelve students in the class and I was sitting at the table right in front of his podium. When I woke up, I heard him say, "Let's all stand up and stretch for a couple of minutes."

I looked around and everyone was standing up, looking nonchalant, so I did too...or, tried to.

You see, the class thought it'd be a good idea to tie my ankles to my chair while I slept.

Hardee har har har. How they laughed to see such sport.

Didn't stop me from sleeping in there.

Posted by Tiffany at December 29, 2004 07:14 PM
Comments

[goes into color-shock at new blog design]

Sorry... what were we talking about again?

Posted by: Harvey at December 29, 2004 11:45 PM

I used to have a biology teacher that would either: 1. Get as close to your head with the metal trash can and slam a chalkboard eraser into it or 2. Take the big Biology II books, raise it above his head, and slam it onto your desk giving you a heart attack. I was lucky, though. The one time I fell asleep, I woke up to him just tickling the end of my nose while he continued lecturing the class.

Posted by: Jolene at December 30, 2004 09:11 PM