Not an original thought to spare...

My mother rarely checks her e-mail. Mail clients like Outlook boggle her mind, and she just doesn't "get" webmail. However, she'll occassionally log in to her mail and forward to me every goddamned trash piece in her inbox. Here's a good one:

SUBJECT: FW: Fwd: This is cute! We all should think like this.

Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing toyou...I Have no news to tell you....Nor any problems to discuss with you....or gossip to tell you...It's only one of those happy moments...when I thought of you...and I would like to share these thoughts with you...

MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE...

Always have good self esteem...

Take care of your friends, especially those dearest to you...

Take care of your body...

But most of all find time to relax...

A Big Hug from your friend...

Pass this on to all of your FRIENDS.. And if you receive this e-mail many times from many different people, it only means that you have many FRIENDS. And if you only get it but once, do not be discouraged for you will know that you have AT LEAST ONE GOOD FRIEND

ME

Yeah, she's right! That is SO CUTE! And we should ALL THINK LIKE THAT! If I forwarded stuff like this to every friend and cowoker in my address book they'd stone me to death. We need to put them in the stocks and let them be stared at by the townspeople...or perhaps make them wear scarlet "F"s for "forwarder."

Posted by Tiffany at January 5, 2005 12:46 PM