January 31, 2005

I've figured it out.

I've think I've figured out the reason why North Carolina is taxing Scott and I so fucking high. Because we're D.I.N.K.-y (double income, no kids).

We need some dependents*.

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*and by "dependent" I mean that I will claim you as a leech on my taxes, but will in no way, shape, or form ensure you benefit from our D.I.N.K.iness. This will likely fuck up your own tax filing, so proceed with caution.

Posted by Tiffany at January 31, 2005 06:15 PM
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Trust me, you're better off finacially without the dependents. The little things do make a dent in the bank account.

Posted by: Nanc' at January 31, 2005 06:17 PM

How can I FedEx an offspring or 3?

Posted by: Keeme at January 31, 2005 10:12 PM

I've got three little dependents that are sucking us dry! I'm just glad that I have boys and not girls! They do help out at tax time, though, but it's pretty much a wash with all the other expenses throughout the year.

Posted by: Momotrips at February 2, 2005 12:27 AM