Is this someone your company does business with? Or he is just cold soliciting? Because if that's the case then why would he expect you to give a damn about his samples or his order forms?

If he does have a relationship with the company then he's expecting you to do his job for him. Lame, lazy and loser-like.

Yeah, besides the fact that that's fucking annoying, he didn't even try to sell his shit. Lazy mofo. Just for that I wouldn't buy his shit even if I was interested in it.

There's a number on there somewhere. Call it when you leave today saying they can pick up the samples and order forms outside your door.

Same shit just happened to me. I work in a two-story office. I went downstairs to answer the door and found the mofo peeping in the window.

THE NERVE!

I told him to get the hell off the door step immediately or I would call the cops.

Spooky bastard!

No, JH, this was some dude cold calling. If I gave half a shit I would have given him my "Have you ever considered a exciting career in headhunting?" pitch. That usually keeps all the untalented salespeople away. It certainly has to be better than selling cutting boards and little dog toys that play "I've got you, dog" to the tune of "I've got you, babe."

My dumb ass should have just waved him away through the door--give him the "I'm here, but I'm not really here here" signal.

I would find one of those giant trash bags (preferably clear) pile his crapola into it and leave it next to the door for him to pick up!