My fortune cookie from last night's dinner reads: "A diversity of friends is a credit to your flexible nature."
Pshaw. Couldn't be more wrong. I can be flexible. If I like you. If I merely tolerate you, I'm less willing to bend. Just ask my boss. He's come to terms with that.
I guess that explains why I have friends that are just. like. me.
How's that for diversity?
Posted by Tiffany at February 6, 2005 12:25 PMDon't forget to add "...in bed" to the end of your fortune.
Posted by: Jim at February 6, 2005 12:32 PM