Girls+Beer=Sexy

Walking out of the friendly neighborhood Kroger today I was being trailed by a guy on his cell phone. I'll relay his conversation for you:

"Hey, you still holding? Heh, I forgot you were there. What are you doing? Nothing, coming out of the store. I got distracted by this fine girl buying beer....no, she didn't even look at me. I guess she's pretending she can't hear me."

I think he was more attracted to my beer than to me.