I have two hands. Just two.

I realized today that my boss needs an assistant. Mostly because of all the not-so-subtle hints he was dropping about his mind being "a sieve!!!" and how he needs people to help him do certain things.

Then I realized that technically, I am his assistant.

In conclusion, I, the assistant, need an assistant.

I'll start with one of these little dudes and gradually work up to somthing breathing.