Saturday Memeishness

As jacked from LeeAnn. I owe myself a nice meme every now and again--it's like relishing that feeling you get from sticking Q-Tips into your ear canal.

1. What time did you get up this morning?

8:15 AM.

2. Diamonds or pearls?

Diamond pearls.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Holy shit on a popsicle stick, it's been a while. Umm...I think it was Collateral.

4. What is your favorite TV show?

Seeing as how I enjoy gore with a nice side of drama, probably "Dr. 90210."

5. What did you have for breakfast?

Coffee and cat hair.

6. What is your middle name?

It used to be René.

7. Favorite cuisine?

Greasy Southern slop.

8. What foods do you dislike?

Full-sized foods that come disguised as hor dourves.

9. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Today? Peach. My favorite favorite is a really good butter pecan. I think Maola makes a good one...or did anyway.

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?

An Astrud Gilberto compilation.

11. What kind of car do you drive?

A blue-green 1997 Honda Accord.

12. Favorite sandwich?

Hard salami on white bread with lettuce, pickles, banana peppers,provalone, and a good sloshing of oil/vinegar.

13. What characteristic do you despise?

Cheap-assedness

14. Favorite item of clothing?

My stretchy jeans...seeings as how they're the only pair of jeans I have that fit right now.

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?

I'd be content with Bermuda right now.

16. What color is your bathroom?

They're both white plus the color of whatever towels we're using this week.

17. Favorite brand of clothing?

Old Navy. I worked there long enough to know their sizing in and out, and as a Gap offspring I know their clothing is made in the same factories at the same time. That's why a lot of the shit looks alike--because it is.

18. Where would you retire to?

Ideally, if the neighborhood doesn't go to shit, where I'm living right now. I put down roots and don't like them disturbed.

19. Favorite time of the day?

That three minutes of comfort right after I've closed my eyes to go to sleep at night.

20. What was your most memorable birthday?

I think I was six. My grandma made me a cake and when I was going to go blow out the candles, some asshole did it for me.

21. Where were you born?

Manhattan.

22. Favorite sport to watch?

Rhythmic Gymnastics. I'm kidding. When I did cheer and had to be at the games, I think I preferred football because the boys worked so much harder, but now sports just bore me.

23. Who do you least expect to copy this meme?

Least? Shit. Um...probably Ms.Thing.

24. Person you expect to copy it first?

Bob. He'd make it funny.

25. What fabric detergent do you use?

I'll ditto LeeAnn's response: "On Sale Brand"

26. Are you a morning person or a night person?

I used to be a night person who'd stay up all night and go to bed at 4 or 5 a.m. Now that whole "working" thing reverses that scheme. Now I'm a "Mid-morning" person. I'm at my best right before I hit that wall.

27. What is your shoe size?

7 1/2 women's. 6 men's. You see, Sis and I got the "big foot in ratio to short height" gene from Pop.

28. Do you have any pets?

1 grey hairball.

29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your family & friends?

I cleaned the litterbox today.

30. What did you want to be when you were little?

A crotch doctor.

31. What are you doing today?

With what's left of the day I think I'll eat ice cream and buy beer.

Posted by Tiffany at April 16, 2005 03:21 PM