I just had a revelation that if Britney Spears weren't famous and had to work a real 9-to-5 job, she'd drive a 1990 Camaro with a Hardee's Star on the antenna and wear button-up blouses that are too tight around the bosom and when she turns at a certain angle you can see her holey, tacky lace bra through the button edge.
Just thought I'd share.
Posted by Tiffany at May 18, 2005 05:38 PMYou are so right. What surprises me about her is that for ALL the money she has, and for ALL of her trips around the world, and with ALL of the things she must have experienced in the past 8 years (from an exposure-to-other-cultures standpoint), she is still decidedly white trash. I thought people grew out of that once they had some money.
Posted by: Em at May 18, 2005 05:49 PMEm is right-- you can take the girl out of the trash but you can't take the trash out of the girl.
Posted by: Nanc' at May 19, 2005 08:40 AMYou couldn't have had a more accurate revelation.
Posted by: MsThing at May 19, 2005 09:48 AMThat thought made getting out of bed this morning worthwhile... ;)
Posted by: pam at May 19, 2005 09:48 AMExcept for the Camaro, isn't the rest of that stuff true already?
Posted by: Fraulein N at May 19, 2005 12:26 PMShe would live out in "the County" somewhere and work at a Family Dollar and probably have a couple of kids by a couple of different baby daddies. She would be living with one of her Aunts and a stream of live in loser boyfriends. I have put all together too much thought into this.
Posted by: Diana at May 19, 2005 01:19 PMI have an all consuming, seething disgust for all things Brit and "KFed". I must watch their every move so that I can dissect each transgression against civilized society and ridicule them pitilessly. That they will spawn new life makes bile rise in my throat. My proper Southern (also from Louisiana) mother would have whispered, "They look like they smell like PEE!"
If you really want to read some great goofing on Brit and "KFed", checkout gofugyourself.com and TheSuperficial.com
Posted by: Momotrips at May 19, 2005 03:23 PM"They look like they smell like pee."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A little tear just came to my eye from laughing. Whew! I needed that.
Posted by: Tiffany at May 19, 2005 04:59 PMMy mom was a hoot. Glad I could give you a chuckle. BTW, Jen over at Demure Thoughts has "trademarked" that one for me. Heh.
Posted by: Momotrips at May 19, 2005 06:38 PMI'd say you're dead-on.
Posted by: Billy The Blogging Poet at May 20, 2005 07:23 AMI'm glad I wasn't the only one sort of taken a back by her hick accent. My wife had to watch her "me too" reality show and I heard her talk and damn, she should just sing and shimmy.
Posted by: Johnny Huh? at May 20, 2005 01:12 PMSo how many baby's daddies do you think she'll have? :-)
Posted by: Sissy at May 22, 2005 06:20 PM