June 02, 2005

Eye choo-choo-choose you.

Just got back from the eye doc.

My eyes are even shittier than they were last year! Celebrate!

I think my left eye is down to a -8.5. As scary as that sounds, a lady that came in after me had a -10. I have a few years yet before I need to panic I guess.

The curvature of my eyes prevents me from choosing from a wide variety of lenses, so I have to take what they give me. At least this time the doc took a hour trying me in different lenses to make sure I didn't have the problems I had with the last asshole who shall remain nameless.

I told him that my lenses had a tendency to fall out of my face and rather than look at me with disbelief he took a look into my eye and saw for myself that my lens will shift all over the place. I was right and the other doctor is an idiot - the moral of that story is to avoid franchises.

Before I go off to finish this beer and contemplate on the abstract beauty of laundry piles I'll say this - the assistant was confused when I asked "What, no 'new patient' fee?"

Apparently not all practices try to gouge you $35 extra bucks to make photocopies when you show up for your first appointment.

Posted by Tiffany at June 2, 2005 05:21 PM
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