My mom forwarded these to me last week. I rolled my eyes so hard that my contact lenses almost popped out.
See the rest in the extended entry.
Eh.
Posted by Tiffany at June 10, 2005 07:33 AMI remember the one I saw back in West Virginia during my last visit. It said "Flee Fornication."
For a split second, my brain thought it was advertising insect porn.
I HATE the sign that displays "Give God the cash".
*GASP!* The audacity!
Where is God? I mean, can He/She pick up their cash payment from me? Oh! I know, I should drop it off at the church EVERY Sunday and some Wednesdays and trust WHOLEheartedly that the good pastor will hand deliver it to God for me!
*rolls eyes just as hard as you did*
Posted by: MsThing at June 10, 2005 11:14 AMMaybe if god accepted PayPal....
Posted by: Erica at June 11, 2005 06:45 PMSome more for you...
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"Give God the cash"? C'mon, that's tacky as hell.
Posted by: Fraulein N at June 13, 2005 03:16 PMLOL, LOL, LOL, Oh boy this comment was funny.
"I remember the one I saw back in West Virginia during my last visit. It said "Flee Fornication."
For a split second, my brain thought it was advertising insect porn".
ON CHURCHES
Tithing is just helping others. Some churches would have you beleave that they are the best people to manage the distribution of your kind offerings. Truth is that's your job. God wants you to help when you see a need. 10% He figures won't break your bank but it could save a homeless persons life. Not for the money, but maybe just that bumped into someone one day that for know aparent reason gave them 10% of what they had. Maybe there is hope:)
The pastors on the other hand say "I hope your not hidding any or your sure to go to hell" God never needed your money. But someone he loves may just be waiting on their prayers to be answered.
Churches that focus salvation on giving cash anger me. But if you ever here a pastor telling you to give your 10% were you see the most need, you may just be in the presents of an angel.
Posted by: John at June 20, 2005 01:43 PMSorry about all the typo's above was rushing a bit and didn't do a read through.
:)
Posted by: John at June 20, 2005 01:47 PM