June 14, 2005

A PSA for Southern Chickies

It's hotter than horse shit outside.

This is the time of year that Southern girls start letting it all hang out - halter tops, daisy dukes, mini-skirts - you name it and there are people [who really shouldn't be] wearing it.

While I have no real hateration towards these ladies and the disgusting fleshy rolls amount of meat they choose to allow to hang out of their shorts, I have one request: if you're going to wear coochie-cutters, could you at least not wear them with stilletos? I don't want to feel like I have to wipe your chair down with a Clorox wipe when you leave.

Thank you.

Posted by Tiffany at June 14, 2005 05:18 PM
Comments

I'm with you and it isn't just the girls in the south. Why in hell would a girl wear low-ride pants with a cropped top when she has an exposed Michelin hanging all the away around the top of her pants? I know, some of these "big" girls scream that they are beautiful regardless and some are but an overhanging, fat roll "beautiful?"
No.

Posted by: Nanc' at June 14, 2005 06:10 PM

Aint that the truth... LOL

Posted by: mahoganydymond at June 14, 2005 09:44 PM

I feel your pain. Why humiliate yourself by wearing things that you should not even be allowed to LOOK at!!

Of course, if they are wearing it....they must not think it's humiliating.

Posted by: Tangie at June 15, 2005 09:01 AM

Yeah, sadly it's not just girls in the South. I'm tempted to break out the Clorox wipes even if they're not wearing stilletos.

Posted by: Fraulein N at June 15, 2005 10:50 AM

I'm not mad at the chics who can easily be accused of these fashion crimes. I'm pissed at the designers/distributors who provide them past a reasonable size... 10??? LOL... That is reasonable, right?

Posted by: MsThing at June 15, 2005 07:00 PM

I like the size 10 restriction, there really should be a law against some fasions in large sizes. But, you got to watch the manufacturers, they have been steadily downsizing the numbers on their clothing. What used to be a size 4 is now a 2 or a 0. "Look Gladys, my diet must be working, I can fit in a size 22 now! I'm going to buy one of these in every color."

Posted by: Cerberus at June 17, 2005 01:50 AM
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