October 06, 2005

Cracking the Fucking Whip

crack whip.gifToday at work I pledged my allegiance to becoming a seriously mean-ass bitch...starting Monday. I was taking a look at the books and comparing those figures to the general slack-ass-edness of the past couple months and have decided that, duh, there's a correllation.

Bossman isn't the sort of manager who will beat people over the head with the fact they signed contracts stating they would perform at a certain level. Starting on Monday I'm taking matters into my own hands. If they aren't meeting daily performance requirements I plan on making it very embarrassing to continue in such a manner.

I'm sick of having my my bonuses (which are meant to bring my salary up to a tolerable level) based on the activities of a bunch of lazy underperformers.

I've been monitoring the new kid's tasks nonstop since he started on Monday. I want him trained fast and correctly. I want problems corrected on the front end and him to be working like a damned dog until he gets it.

Just call me Taskmaster.

Posted by Tiffany at October 6, 2005 05:23 PM | TrackBack
Comments

By any means necessary...

Posted by: MsThing at October 6, 2005 07:28 PM

Ma'am! Yes, ma'am!

Posted by: Erica at October 6, 2005 09:42 PM

RIGHT ON SISTER!! SOCK IT TO THEM!!

Posted by: ED WOOD at October 7, 2005 09:15 AM

Whook-shh!

Posted by: Fraulein N at October 7, 2005 03:08 PM

I will call you anything you like if you're running around in that catsuit the lady in the pic is wearing!

You should start playing Devo's "Crack that Whip" all the time.

Posted by: Johnny Huh? at October 7, 2005 03:21 PM
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