The setting: Tiffany stands in kitchen, lazily dunking a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An overweight cat with desire in her eyes circles Tiffany's legs, begging for food.
Tiffany (to cat): I would like to eat something, too. Are you going to make me breakfast?
Bodie Cat: Mrew. (walks away)
Try it.
Ha! At last, you have found the way!
Posted by: Fraulein N at January 7, 2006 03:42 PM