January 26, 2006

*crosses legs tightly*

We're having a new roof put on. When I pulled up to the Circle this afternoon at 5, as always, I discovered that my yards have become construction site theme parks. There are huge tarps covering God-knows-what, boxes of supplies blocking my driveway, and shingles in the mailman's delivery truck path (he actually had to get out of the truck to deliver the mail, heh).

I had to tiptoe and creep to get into the house without significant damage to my person.

Being the exceptionally paranoid ranter that I am, I'm terrified that I'm going to go into the bathroom, where there's a vent in the ceiling, and look up to see one of the contractors looking down at me. I realize that they're simply taking the shingles off and NOT the wood beneath it, but I can't help but to think that they can see me.

To make matters worse, I went into the bathroom two minutes ago to try to pee with some dignity and a bunch of roof crud came showering down from the vent as I stood there.

I backed out slowly and turned off the light.

I can hold it......

Posted by Tiffany at January 26, 2006 05:20 PM | TrackBack
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Times like that are the reason why they invented the pee-pee dance.

Posted by: Fraulein N at January 31, 2006 02:42 PM
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