(I'm at home "sick" today. Likely I'll be able to screw up enough hostility to go into work tomorrow and not give a shit about anything or anyone for that matter.)
A coworker got this careerbuilder applicant in her email last night...it's likely a hoax, but if he's real - what a nutjob!
You have received an application to your job posted on CareerBuilder.com. You can respond to this candidate by replying to this email. Your Reference ID for this job is 0000400.Job Information
Job Title: Process Improvement Leader
Location: US-NC-Gastonia
Job Details: Click Here
Contact Information
Name: tariq last name withheld to protect the stoopid
Email: ptariq95@domain withheld to protect the stoopid
Cover LetterNo cover letter submitted.
Resume
CareerBuilder was able to convert the text present in the body of the email
Dear Sir (Tiffany says: I do believe that "Kate" is obviously a woman's name, right? Okay. Proceed.)
Im chemical engineer, i passed my degree 2002, till now im jobless, why
- b/c i got accedent in my leg, i was hospitalized and got 10
operations in my leg, l was sick till 2 years, now im searching job,
every company refuse me, they ask me why did u not do a job, why u
late have u experience - but i tell them no sir ?, i have proof in my
leg, i tell then sir i can do a job without pay for gaining exp but
they dont give me, im very trouble, my mother weap a lot for me, my
father dead in 1996, im 32 years old, i have right for marry or not
am i not human being tell me plz - im typing but also im weaping
now, but u dont believe at me, what is condition at me, i can tell u
one thing im very work harder but my luck is very bad, i know if i
will sucide then GOD will send me in hell, i fear hell a lot, i think
some time for my mother, otherwise ???, plz sir give me job im
chemical engineer, im very work harder u can try me, if not u can
beat me u can kill me, oof
course, plz sir give me job, plz think sir plz, im very upset now a day, i want
to be some its my right, i can do a job without pay sir just i have to gain
exp, some time my mother tell to my sisters that Tariq shouldn't have to come
in the world, why why sir my mother tell to my sisters tell me sir - ha ve u
answerThanks
Tariq
Boy, oh, boy.
Posted by Tiffany at February 1, 2006 09:33 AM | TrackBackOne weeps for public education. When I was younger my friends and I used to call Brother Bob Tiltons prayer line and screw with the people answering the phones. That was much more fun than spamming Career Builder. I'd print it out and post it in the break room.
Posted by: Diana at February 1, 2006 11:01 AMOh my damn. Wha?
Posted by: Fraulein N at February 1, 2006 02:51 PMI'm speechless. You know, even if English wasn't my first language I'd find someone to write the damned thing for me.
That's one step away from text message slanging a resume.
Posted by: Paul at February 1, 2006 03:33 PMIs this a joke? This is a joke, right?
Posted by: Erica at February 6, 2006 11:15 PM