March 02, 2006

Aw, hell.

I made some grumblings last week about the parade of signs in front of our house. I didn't mind the roofer's sign being there because they did their job FAST, but the carpenter, feh.

Well, when I came home today the carpenter's sign was gone. The damned sign had been there for 10 days and the only work that had been done was to strip our house of some rotten boards (making the house quite ugly) and leaving some tarp-covered tools in the front yard.

Every afternoon since the guy put his sign down I'd call Scott when I got home: "The carpenter hasn't been here. There's still a hole in the garage."

Last week, the carpenter had some kind of chest cold. That's fine. Come Friday it was a beautiful 70 degrees - no carpenter. He showed up for a few hours on Tuesday to bring more crap to leave on the front stoop. Yesterday and today have been the warmest days of the year and no carpenter.

When I came home today and saw his sign gone I thought, "He's done!" But, no, the sign is just gone. His shit is still in the front yard and his ladders are tied to our deck.

What I don't understand is if you take someone's deposit to do a job, especially a small residential job the size of ours, you should do it in a relatively timely manner, right? With all the right supplies he should have been done in less than three days. If you can't get the supplies for whatever reason, you do NOT strip a hole in the homeowners' house and leave it that way.

He probably pulled up his sign so that nobody would know who the slow fuck was working on our house.

I just want there not to be a hole in my garage wall is all.

Posted by Tiffany at March 2, 2006 05:25 PM | TrackBack
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A Stranger in Your Queue
If your Netflix movies take too long to arrive, you may be sharing your subscription with your mail carrier.

* By Eric Wolff

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Posted by: boogie at March 3, 2006 06:03 PM
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