March 14, 2006

*places hand over mouth and runs to nearest door*

It's sort of difficult to explain the layout of the office I work at without showing pictures, but lets just say that there's one big "bullpen" where the recruiters have their desks. There are no divider walls between each station. The kitchen/wet area is adjacent to the bathroom whice faces the bullpen, and right across from my boss's office.

Because the office is fully carpeted and there's no real seperation between the eating areas and the work areas, it's quite easy to funk the entire place up.

Do you know what microwaved canned tuna fish smells like?

Imagine cheap, poor-quality catfood. Now multiply that by about 50 with the addition of heat. Basically, one small can of tuna can have the entire office smelling like a fish market.

There's this dude in my office...I've referred to him several times before by many names...Asshole, etc. Well, not only is he an asshole, but he's a fucking inconsiderate idiot. This was the third time in maybe four work days that he's heated tuna in the microwave. With me being the only person downwind of the odor this really pisses me off. I'd be less pissed if it was his pitiful little lunch, but NO, it's his damn 4 o'clock snack!!!

To make matters worse, he leaves the cans in the common area trash cans overnight. One morning I came in and BOTH of our suites smelled like someone had been rubbing sweaty gym socks all over the carpet. I promptly took out the trash.

I can't take this anymore. How do I get this fool to stop "cooking" that shit?

Posted by Tiffany at March 14, 2006 04:44 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: MarkD at March 14, 2006 05:32 PM

His actions call for an open hand slap in the face!!!

Posted by: Sheron at March 15, 2006 07:56 AM

Ewwww. I would try to disable the microwave. Maybe just unplug it? As dumb as this guy sounds, he might not be able to figure it out.

Posted by: Fraulein N at March 15, 2006 09:03 AM

Speaking from personal experience: if anyone burns popcorn in the microwave *the same day* he heats up tuna, BURN DOWN THE BUILDING!!!

(Make sure you have your red stapler, though...)

Posted by: Rex Ferric at March 16, 2006 01:17 PM
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