The audacity!

Why would a cat have the audacity to audibly whine whenever you try to remove her fat ass from your chair? Your own personal chair - the one that is permeated with your scent because you spend 50% of your home hours in it?

The thing is, if I take the cushion out of the chair, she'll stay off...but man, if this chair isn't hard as a brick. I just want to be able to sit in my desk chair. The whole seat. Right now, I have about half cheek hangng off because Puffy won't get from behind me.

I'll try hissing at her. See if that works...