Feels like back trauma

All at once I'm becoming extremely uncomfortable sitting in the chairs provided by the hotel. They're padded and everything, but between my gut spreading onto my lap and up into my ribcage (I have a shelf), I just can't find a comfortable position. My back is killing me, and people want to keep asking how far along I am (only to ask why my face isn't puffy like theirs was yet).

*throws hissy fit*