Um...thanks?

I'm all for getting free stuff in the mail, but what the heck was CVS thinking in sending me a Gillette Fusion razor?

Firstly, I'm a chick. While yes it is true I shave, this sucker looks like it has enough sharp edges on it to remove any offending hair as well as several layers of skin.

Secondly, my husband wouldn't use this thing even if I threatened to take away his Dr Pepper. Why risk razor cuts when you can plug your electric shaver in and be done in less than 2 minutes?

I guess I'll stick it into my drawer o' junk and save it for one of those rare emergencies where I run out of chick razors.