*wookie roar*

Had the membranes swept. Within three minutes the reflex points in my feet that correspond to my reproductive bits began throbbing.

Oh my feet. Oh my back. Oh my feet and my back.

My doctor's success rate with membrane sweeps that result in labor within 24 hours is about 33%. Say a prayer to your diety of choice that Tiffany is lucky today. I have this psychologically perverse desire to be in enough pain right about now that a baby magically appears in my arms before nightfall.

I'm even tempted to go walk the neighborhood to get this party moving along. I might even have to talk to a neighbor or two.