Things you realize while standing over the trash can peeling an orange.

Know what I just realized? Scott and I aren't the kind of couple comprised of participants whom finish each other's sentences. That's probably why we haven't maimed each other and filed for divorce by now. There has to be some mystery, you know? If I felt like I knew everything about him I'd find the whole marriage situation incredibly boring. It would be like having to read a book over and over again. Even if it's the greatest book you've ever read and it made you cry just a little, after the fifth or sixth perusal you're ready to put it in the donation pile.

And now, some Christmas Rosco for your viewing pleasure. I told you -- all about the kitsch.