Not on THIS waist.

I ordered some Old Navy clearance stuff on Monday that arrived today. If you've ever shopped Old Navy clearance online, you may have experienced items being removed from your cart because you're not fast enough and some other person has checked out before you. That happened to me, and I'm quite pissed about that.

I decided to go ahead check out with the four items I did have in my cart for risk of losing them as well. You know what happens when you hurry? You don't read the details.

I am now the proud owner of a pair of ultra low waist pants. Five years ago that would have been okily dokily, but in my old age I can't stand the feeling of a draft on my butt crack. They're going back...as is this t-shirt they shipped in the WRONG SIZE.

Wankers.