"Is your refrigerator running?"

Here's the update. The refrigerator repair dude showed up at 11:45. He went out to his van, got the part he needed, and fixed the refrigerator.

He replaced a 3/4" rubber washer and the job took less than fifteen minutes.

It cost us $65.

Fuck going back to work in an office. I'm going to take courses in appliance repair and start my own business. I'll charge crazy rates. The housewives would love me--I wouldn't be very intimidating with an infant strapped to my back, so they won't be afraid to let me in the house when they're home alone.