April 04, 2007

My Easter ham dreams go *poof*

I've been hoarding ham in my freezer for a good while just waiting for the perfect occasion to take it out and have a good supper.

All this time I thought it was country ham - my grandma picked it up for me out in the country because I can't find it up here.

Guess what? It's not country ham. It's two fucking bags of ham hocks.

HAM HOCKS! All this time I thought there were whole hams sitting in my freezer. I could have had those damned things in those bland-ass beans I had last week!

I'm mad now. Now I'm going to have to buy a Easter ham that's going to suck because this is the "city" and they don't have decent heart attack food in the grocery stores around here.

*kicks baseboard*

Posted by Tiffany at April 4, 2007 10:41 AM | TrackBack
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Make sure to post your (country) ham recipe...before Sunday...so I can have something to accompany my chocolate Easter bunny and jelly beans.

Posted by: Michael at April 5, 2007 11:48 AM

Hmm, what's today, Thursday? Um...

Recipe Step 1) buy ham NOW and soak it.

*scampers out to find a ham*

Posted by: Tiffany at April 5, 2007 11:51 AM
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