December 01, 2004

Might as well make it unembarrassing.

In preparation for today's visit to the crotch doctor, I did the following:

  • Shaved legs and pits
  • Wore especially clean underwear
  • Wore a bra that matches my especially clean underwear
  • Wore a button-up shirt
  • Eliminated foundation and loose powder from face
  • Lotioned elbows and knees
  • Wore socks with absolutely no holes

    I'm a good patient.

    Posted by Tiffany at December 1, 2004 07:36 AM
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