February 03, 2005

Another office mystery

Yesterday morning when Bossman arrived at work he asked me a strange question. He wanted to know if there was a way to find out who had been downloading what to the computers and sending certain documents to the printer.

I assured him that I was certain there was a way to do so, but his computer was the only one with the security clearance to do it.

During the morning meeting, he announced that on the previous evening upon retrieving his own documents from the printer, he saw that someone had been sending *le gasp!* porn to the printer. According to our handy dandy employee handbooks, using the work computers for porn is an offense punishable by termination.

It obviously wasn't me as I'd left work at noon-thirty for the doctor's office...and besides, what fun is printing internet porn in black and white ink?

It wasn't Oops! because she'd left by the time of the occurence as well.

Bossman, as the shocked discoverer, is eliminated from the list of suspects.

That leaves Hat Guy, Mr. 9.9, and BossSon in our list of culprits.

I know who it was--Oops! asked the guilty party to his face and he admitted as much. But, he claims, for good reason.

You see, it seems he knocked boots with some chick in college who has somehow found herself in a station in life involving posing for internet pornography. To further add blech factor to this, the guilty party's male friend is the owner for the site.

Shameful. Doesn't he know that he should print his porn from the library instead?

Kidding.

Posted by Tiffany at February 3, 2005 08:49 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Eeeeewwwww.

Posted by: Erica at February 4, 2005 01:26 PM