What is it about some people who drive vanity vehicles (specifically SUVs that would serve them no utilitarian purpose should they actually have to deal with inclement weather) who drive as if their car is a new piece of electronic equipment that they're afraid to take the plastic film off of?
If you're driving in a two-lane road and are the first car in line after the light, HAVE THE COURTESY OF DRIVING AT LEAST THE SPEED LIMIT.
Further, I know your new tricked out Explorer is still your baby right now, but for crying out loud you don't need to wait at a stop sign for a car that is all the way in fucking bumfuck Egypt to pass. Turn right and put your foot on the dadblasted petal.
That is all.
Posted by Tiffany at September 23, 2005 07:32 AM | TrackBackI like how you used "fucking" and "dadblasted" in the same post. It balances things out nicely.
Posted by: Fraulein N at September 23, 2005 09:19 AMThey drive like that to make sure EVERYBODY sees them. Fatheads.
Posted by: Nanc' at September 23, 2005 10:09 AM